i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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