her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
