he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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