If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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