My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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