S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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