hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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