Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So here I am, sexting at work.
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