Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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