I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is it because I queefed?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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