If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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