he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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