yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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