We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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