Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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