They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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