But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
