You work out of a Hotel?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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