why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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