who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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