Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
