the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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