We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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