I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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