**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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