so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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