We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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