so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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