Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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