So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
tell me about the eggs
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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