i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I will pee on everything he values.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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