these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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