ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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