at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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