My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My pussy is not your playground.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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