we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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