Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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