new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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