Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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