kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I love having hate sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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