I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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