What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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