i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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