we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My liver just had a heart attack.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
