Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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