Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The power of my boobs compel you
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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