My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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