the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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