I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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