Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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