At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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